For my Crew-12 mission tee, I’d print a fake boarding pass with my name, launch date, and a ridiculous seat assignment like “Aisle, zero gravity.” It would show the capsule window view of Earth, plus a checklist of snacks and experiments, because priorities. I want it to feel like I accidentally got booked on orbit Uber.

I’d design a Crew-12 mission hoodie that looks like a slightly cursed ISS maintenance manual. Front: a fake warning label about unsupervised experiments and coffee. Back: diagrams of life-support systems with sarcastic notes, like “Do not press, seriously.” It should feel like the hoodie you throw on when you’re about to break physics in your garage.

I’d make a Crew-12 mission patch-style graphic with a retro NASA vibe, but the tagline says “Seven Humans, One Floating Lab, Zero Chill.” The patch would show the ISS as a tiny science beehive, with orbit lines and tiny icons for different experiments, like flames, crystals, and DNA strands.

For another Crew-12 mission design, I’d go full comic-book cover: dramatic title “Return of the Full Crew,” four silhouetted astronauts, and the ISS looming like a space fortress. Fake issue number, fake price, and a cheesy blurb like “Featuring: Microgravity Mayhem!” so it feels like you’re wearing a collectible.