I picture a twenty one pilots concert film ticket stub tee, printed like a creased, stamped ticket from my first midnight screening, complete with fake seat number and a tiny disclaimer: may cause spontaneous screaming.

I want a twenty one pilots concert film hoodie that looks like a bootleg tour knockoff, with hilariously wrong city names on the back and a tiny easter egg quote only real fans catch.

I’d design a twenty one pilots concert film piece that mimics a VHS cover, fake age rating, grainy stills, and a tagline about crying in row thirteen.

I’d create a twenty one pilots concert film shirt that looks like a theater safety poster, warning about loud noises, flashing lights, and uncontrollable emotional damage.