For my March 2026 night sky tee, I’d print a fake “all-nighter report card” with grades for coffee intake, meteor counts, and how many times I almost tripped over the telescope, plus a smug little moon stamping everything “Pass with stardust.”

I’d make a March 2026 night sky hoodie that looks like a vintage national park poster, except the “park” is the whole damn sky, with tiny icons for meteor showers, planet pairings, and a warning sign that says “Caution: May cause sudden life decisions at 3 a.m.”

I’d design a March 2026 night sky chart tee where constellations are redrawn as everyday chaos: a constellation of lost socks, one of unread emails, and one labeled “Plans I canceled to stargaze,” all mapped like a serious star atlas.

I’d create a March 2026 night sky “field guide” shirt, with fake handbook-style diagrams showing how to identify rare species like The Overcaffeinated Stargazer, The Cloud Summoner, and The Guy Who Swears That’s Definitely A UFO.