I’d put hero kitten on a fake movie poster, starring my chaotic apartment as the disaster scene and the hero kitten as the overdramatic action star, complete with cheesy reviews and a ridiculous tagline.

I want a hero kitten concert tee, like a rock tour shirt of all the disasters my place survived, with dates, locations, and a tiny hero kitten as the headlining act.

I’d design a hero kitten emergency guide tee, with funny illustrated steps showing the cat panicking, human waking up, and everyone evacuating, sneaking real fire safety tips between the jokes.

I’d make a minimalist hero kitten silhouette series, one bold cat shape per shirt, each paired with short punchy text like tiny hero, big save or trust the whiskers.