I picture myself in the away end, Chelsea 4-1 Aston Villa blazing across my chest, with a cartoon version of me screaming into a camera, beer flying everywhere, and the score stamped like a passport stamp over Villa Park.

I want a Chelsea 4-1 Aston Villa design that looks like a fake concert tour tee, listing Villa Park as the venue, João Pedro and Cole Palmer as headliners, and the words European charge 2026 like it’s the greatest gig ever.

I’d create a Chelsea 4-1 Aston Villa comic-book cover, with panels showing the early Villa goal, then three João Pedro explosions, and Palmer’s finish labeled plot twist as defenders look completely shell-shocked.

I’d make a Chelsea 4-1 Aston Villa tactical-board graphic, with blue arrows slicing through claret lines, xG scribbles, and a cheeky caption reading this is how you ruin top-four dreams.