For the Champions League 2025-26 league phase, I’d design a “Last Fifteen Minutes Club” tee, with a fake membership card graphic, tracking imaginary heart-rate spikes and rage-quits every time a late goal flips the table.

For the Champions League 2025-26 league phase, I’d create a “Coach Under Pressure Starter Pack” hoodie, with playful icons for coffee, tactics board, angry fan tweets, and a big panic button labeled “Sub Earlier, Genius.”

For the Champions League 2025-26 league phase, I’d design a “Math Still Says We’re Alive” graphic, featuring a chaotic probability chart and sarcastic slogans about needing three results and divine intervention.

For the Champions League 2025-26 league phase, I’d make a “Top Eight Or Bust” design, with a fake road sign showing two exits: “Quarterfinal Glory” and “Playoff Anxiety Next Right.”