I’d create a Central European startup funding roadmap tee, charting my chaotic coffee‑fueled journey from first pitch deck to imaginary Brno term sheet, with milestones like “panic,” “pivot,” and “finally found a Czech lawyer.”

I want a Central European startup funding hoodie that looks like a festival lineup poster, except every “band” is a VC fund from Prague, Brno, Vienna, and Bratislava, with my own scrappy startup headlining the 2 a.m. slot.

I’d design a Central European startup funding “cap table club” shirt, with a fake members‑only crest featuring crossed laptops, a Euro coin, and the motto “In dilution we trust.”

I’d make a Central European startup funding graphic that mimics a subway map, where each colored line is AI, SaaS, or hardware, and every station is a different funding round from pre‑seed to “finally profitable.”