For the 2026 DHS funding standoff, I’d print my hometown skyline half lit, half blacked out, like a shutdown dimmer switch, with tiny protest signs in the windows and a snarky caption about Congress discovering deadlines exist.

I’d turn the 2026 DHS funding standoff into a fake concert tour tee, listing shutdown dates like tour stops, plus a back print that says I survived bipartisan brinkmanship and all I got was this shirt.

I’d draw the 2026 DHS funding standoff as a board game, with squares like Court Order, Missed Paycheck, Policy Reversal, and the finish line labeled Finally Funded, Maybe.

For the 2026 DHS funding standoff, I’d design a split badge logo, half reading Security Theater, half Human Rights, forcing people to pick a side every time they read it.