I picture late winter eco volunteering on a hoodie checklist: gloves, snacks, questionable playlist, and one big boxy graphic of my local park half-frozen, half-blooming, with sarcastic captions like “Too Cold For This, Too Stubborn To Quit.”

For late winter eco volunteering, I want a comic-strip tee showing me bribing friends with hot coffee to pick up trash, each panel funnier and muddier, ending with a tiny sprout saying, “Worth it, humans.”

I’d design a late winter eco volunteering crewneck that looks like a vintage national park poster, but the hero shot is a wheelbarrow, a pile of leaves, and a banner reading, “Preseason for Planet Nerds.”

My late winter eco volunteering idea is a minimalist line-art scene of bare trees, tiny buds, and a small squad of stick-figure neighbors, with the caption, “We Start Before It’s Cute Outside.”