For the International Day for the Protection of Marine Mammals, I’d design a tee that looks like my messy browser history: tabs labeled “whales,” “dolphins,” and “how to stop doomscrolling climate news,” all floating on a cartoon laptop sinking into the sea, reminding me that activism beats endless scrolling.

I’d celebrate the International Day for the Protection of Marine Mammals with a design showing my overstuffed reusable tote as a superhero cape on a cartoon seal, with the line, “I lift groceries so whales lift songs,” because saving the ocean should feel fun, not like homework.

I’d make an International Day for the Protection of Marine Mammals graphic where a pod of whales holds a protest underwater, carrying cheeky signs like “Blowholes, Not Oil Holes” and “Keep Our Songs, Mute Your Ships,” turning serious noise pollution issues into something bold, weird, and impossible to ignore.

For the International Day for the Protection of Marine Mammals, I’d draw a fake retro travel poster advertising “Whale Neighborhoods,” complete with “quiet hours,” “zero plastic zoning,” and “no harpoon cul-de-sacs,” so the shirt feels like a vacation ad for the kind of ocean we actually owe them.