I imagine Przemysław Czarnek as my chaotic Eastern European uncle, dropping culture-war one-liners at Thanksgiving while my American friends stare, and I turn that energy into a mock campaign tour tee that treats Czarnek like a rock star of outrage, complete with fake tour dates across Warsaw, Kraków, and your local dive bar.

I picture Przemysław Czarnek debating in my living room, yelling about tradition at my Netflix queue, so I design a split-face tee where one side shows stern Czarnek, the other side a scrolling social feed, with captions like “Buffering Progress” and “Loading Tradition,” turning my own doomscrolling into wearable political comedy.

I create a fake cereal box graphic called “Przemysław Czarnek’s Culture Flakes,” with retro cartoon mascots, over-the-top slogans like “Now with extra sovereignty,” and a nutrition label listing values instead of vitamins, poking fun at how every speech becomes a breakfast of outrage and nostalgia.

I design a minimalist “Przemysław Czarnek Error 404” shirt, where a clean browser window says “Liberal Consensus Not Found,” mixing tech humor with politics, and turning his name into a glitchy system warning about culture wars crashing the whole operating system.