For my Maslenitsa festival series, I’d show my ideal Sunday: sleeping in, then a cartoon version of me flipping blini like a pancake ninja, with winter snowflakes literally running away from the frying pan.

I’d design a Maslenitsa festival road-trip tee, with a doodle map from my couch to an imaginary Russian village, featuring pit stops for coffee, thrifted scarves, and a final boss battle with a giant butter stick.

I want a Maslenitsa festival poster-style print showing a dramatic showdown between Winter and Spring, where Spring wins simply by dropping a stack of glowing blini like a mic.

I’d create a Maslenitsa festival “pancake gym” graphic, with blini as weights, people doing syrup curls and butter squats, and a slogan about training hard and eating harder.