I’d print EU climate targets like a concert tour schedule, turning every 2030 and 2040 milestone into fake city stops, so my friends ask which show I’m going to and I say, hopefully the one where Europe actually cuts emissions.

I want a cozy hoodie with EU climate targets drawn as a subway map, each colored line a policy track, so when I’m stuck in traffic I can point at my chest and say, this is why we needed better planning.

I’d design EU climate targets as a retro video game level map, with bosses named Coal Lobby and Gridlock, so every checkpoint feels like another ton of CO₂ we didn’t dump into the sky.

I’d turn EU climate targets into a fake stock ticker, numbers flickering between panic and progress, so people realize climate policy isn’t abstract, it’s the market’s next oh‑shit moment.