I’d wear a Belgium wage indexation chart like a concert poster, with my birth year circled where inflation tried to screw us, and a big sarcastic caption, “My therapist says indexation is cheaper than burnout.”

I want a Belgium wage indexation road‑trip map tee, with gas prices climbing, snacks getting pricier, and a speech bubble saying, “Relax, my wages indexed themselves before this highway robbery.”

I’d design a Belgium wage indexation superhero shirt, with a caped payslip punching a villain called Inflation, and tiny sidekick unions yelling, “Automatic raise, motherf***er.”

I’d make a Belgium wage indexation coffee‑stain graphic, where every ring on the mug shows rising prices, and the caption brags, “My paycheck actually keeps up for once.”